A teacher is giving a lesson when she notices Johnny daydreaming. To get his attention, she asks, “Johnny, if there are three birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?”
Johnny replies confidently, “None.”
The teacher raises an eyebrow. “None? Why’s that?”
Johnny grins and says, “Because the sound of the gunshot would scare them all away!”
The teacher chuckles. “Well, no. The correct answer is two, but I like your reasoning.”
Johnny nods thoughtfully, then asks, “Okay, here's a question for you, teach. If you see three women walking out of an ice cream shop, one’s licking her ice cream, one’s sucking her ice cream, and the other’s biting her ice cream—who’s married?”
The teacher, caught off guard, hesitates before answering, “Uh, the one sucking her ice cream?”
Johnny smirks and says, “Nope, the one with the wedding ring. But hey, I like where your head’s at!”
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