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The art of adulting with quiet chaos and loud humor
1. The Great Facade
You: Sipping matcha calmly at brunch, Instagram caption: "Living my best life!"
Also You: Just cried because the grocery store was out of your favorite hummus.
Welcome to Performance Art: Adulthood Edition, where we all:
- Nod wisely in meetings while mentally rehearsing our "I quit!" speech
- Say "I'm fine!" with the confidence of someone who definitely Googled "is 3pm too early for wine?"
- High-five ourselves for remembering to water the plants (RIP, Fern #7)
Deep Thought:
"If I keep my tote bag organized, maybe my life will follow suit." (Spoiler: It won't) Your Shadow Self vs. Your LinkedIn Self
2. Your Shadow Self vs. Your LinkedIn Self
Outer You | Inner You |
"I thrive under pressure" | Panic-baking at midnight |
"Let's circle back!" | "Let's never speak again." |
"Deeply passionate about innovation." | "Deeply passionate about naps." |
Science Fact:
The human body is 60% water, 40% caffeine, and 100% "How is it only Tuesday?"
3. Survival Tactics for the Security Unhinged
- Embrace the Chaos:
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- Missed a deadline? Say you're "honoring the creative process."
- Burnt a dinner? Call it "deconstructed cuisine."
- Therapuetic Lies:
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- "I'll start yoga tomorrow."
- "I don't need to write that down."
- "This is my last scroll before bed."
- Cry Strategically:
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- In the shower: Acceptable
- At work: "Allergies."
- At the zoo while watching otters: Understandable.
4. The Laughter Prescription
When sanity hangs by a thread:
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- Watch a fail video (Proof: Gravity hates everyone equally.)
- Text your group chat: "Remember that time I said "I've got this'? LOL."
- Whisper to your reflection: "We're doing amazing, sweetie." (Delusion is a skill.)
5. A Love Letter to Your Hot Mess Self
Dear You,
The fact that you:
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- Fed yourself today (even if it was just "floor chips")
- Wore pants (sweatpants count)
- Didn't actually throw your laptop out the window... means winning.
P.S. Your shadow may scream, but at least it's toned from all the stress cardio.
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Today's Challenge: Do one thing purely for joy, then say: "This is me conquering life." (Examples: Eat cake for breakfast. Send a meme instead of a work email.)
Comments Below:
What's your "I look calm but I'm actually..."secret? Mine is "I once cried at a printer, then billed it as 'team-building'" 😂
thanks #Mohamed_Hassan and #Insspirito for the photos @pixabay
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